The First Annual Goblin Run, with Wizard Gandalf overseeing the race! -or- Gandalf's new "Scorched Orc" Policy. -or- "Leave no Orc unburned!"
What if there was a series of "Run Orc! Run!" sketches. I mean Orcs have it pretty rough. Admittedly they bring most of it upon themselves, but it's still a pitiable state. I can think of a million things that could go wrong for an Orc, what with giant spiders, and dragons, and the general fact that no one cares.